Today’s blog brought to you by the letter ‘I’.

So I guess I missed the memo. The other day I was made aware that my people (read: The Queers) added an additional letter to the already-a-mouthful abbreviation LGBTQ….I. I was confused. Where did this letter come from? Of course I googled it. It stands for Intersex. Okay that makes sense to me completely. We are an all encompassing community. We love everyone. But where is the line? I mean I don’t want to exclude anyone but it seems that we might be getting to the point where we just call ourselves the “Everyone but Straight ppl” Community. That’s rude huh? Why exclude the straight people. We include every other form of gender and orientation. 

I’m kidding. Sort of. I mean I think it’s important for people, such as myself, who are outside the traditional heterosexual world to have a community to feel part of. However, it kind of gets to this point where it really does just mean everyone…. except straight people. I suppose the biggest argument is that heterosexuals have the whole world for their community. No one cares if you are heterosexual. But anything else….? Oh no that’s not good. I guess what I’m saying is I see two sides to this and in typical “me” fashion, I don’t have a solid opinion either way. I love my straight friends as much as I love my LGBTQI ones. We shouldn’t have to have a crazy long abbreviated community. We should just be part of the rest of the world. As equals. Oh…I guess I did have an opinion. It sure took me too long to get here.

I’m over it. Finally.

So it’s been a minute. Lots of things have happened. Things none of you really care about. But I’m here to say…. I’m over it. I’m over him. I AM OVER HIM! And that, my friends, is what you call CLOSURE!

Thanks for ruining my life Myspace.

Raise your hand if you have a Myspace? No one? That’s because you are not a loser like me. Well let me tell, Myspace has a lot of handy little features. One they added recently is this fun little box that tells you who you should be friends with because Myspace has noticed that you have friends in common. This is kind of fun. I mean I have found some long lost friends because of it. Well lately it has just been a pain in my ass and this is why….

The ex’s new girl toy is friends with like five of my friends so Myspace thinks it is Very Important that we become friends. In fact, Myspace thinks it is so important that every fucking time I log in that little box says that I should add her. I DON’T WANT TO ADD HER! I wish that Myspace would respect this decision and leave me alone. That is all.

When you start to feel like you are drinking too much you probably need another shot.

So I was doing pretty good there for a little while, trouble is sometimes my life lacks the ability to produce events worth blogging about and I have yet to hone that little talent of blogging about the random shit that crosses my mind. Mostly because…well I don’t think some of it is appropriate even for a personal blog………sorry drifted off.

So last week I drank. I drank a lot and a lot. I suppose I was in the “Fuck you fuck you fuck you!” phase of getting over The Ex. So I drank away my sorrows and free beer night on Wednesday. Woke up still a little drunk and went to work at seven fifteen on Thursday. On Friday I partied it up with a new cute artist friend at an art opening and an after party at some kind of underground, gallery club thing. Then Saturday I drank my ass of at a Special Party for Special People. No I don’t care to elaborate. 

All in all it was a pretty drunken week/weekend. I think I will slow it down this week. In fact I haven’t had a drink since Saturday. Of course once Friday rolls around all bets are off.