Progress.

Well Dear Readers (both of you),

My favorite holiday is very very nigh. That would Halloween. Not Christmas. I hate Christmas. I LOVE Halloween. It has been my favorite since I was very young. Of course up until I was like twelve I played dress up every day. Now I try to reserve it for this special holiday or other “Special Occasions.” So like a good girl I went to the Giant Halloween Superstore to look for costumes. They had more choices than I could ever imagine. There were professional costumes like this and Fairytale costumes like this . I could pick whichever one I wanted.
Dear Readers, it was standing there in front of the rows and rows of costumes by Leg Avenue that I realized the true problem women face in our society. A girl really can be anything she wants to be…. as long as it’s slutty. She can be a nurse, a cop, a firefighter, a pirate or even a fairy princess. As long as she shows plenty of legs and tits a girl can get anywhere in life. It doesn’t take brains or a degree, just thigh highs, boots and a short skirt (preferably in a polyester blend).
I broke down. I tried on Sheriff Sexy and Vixen Pirate Wench, neither of which fit the top half of my body very well, and decided Leg Avenue just wasn’t for me. I decided I would create my own costume instead of purchasing one pre-made. I, Ladies and Gentlemen, am going as Joan of Arc….but sexy. Because if every other girl is going to look like a slut, the crazy girl who talks to god mays as well too.

Sorry. What was I saying?

So I haven’t blogged here in over a month. So much for that keepin-it-together thing. You bloggers out there who blog every day or at least every other day are very impressive to me. My mom does this. She blogs every day. And she works all day. What do I do? I get wrapped up in stuff. That’s what I do. I get distracted by the new episode of The Girls Next Door or my homework or the new Boy and all of a sudden it’s a month later and I have nothing to show for it. Oh well. Moving on.

The ex boyfriend, now friend, is planning on moving across the country so I will be keeping both the cats and thus ensuring my slow conversion to Cat Lady.

School is going well. I take it one Tuesday/Thursday at a time and try like hell to keep up with the damn internet classes. I think I’m doing alright.

I work at a bank. That’s all I really have to say about work.

I should probably be looking for a post-graduation job but I think I’ll save that for that actual post graduation part. In related news I had to order my cap and gown a couple of weeks ago…scary.

I am sure that I have many hilarious stories to tell about the Boy and how his metal head friends like to get drunk and pump up the 80s Genesis loving volume but that’s for another day. Right now I’m going to go back to catching up with Ben and his super cute pooches.